Subscription Tiers for Truth API, President Trump’s New Premium Data Feed

“For a fee of up to $100,000 a month, trading firms can access ‘Truth API’ to get a glimpse of the president’s often market-moving announcements about economic policy and global affairs before the rest of the world.” — NPR

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Truth API is the premier platform for breaking news, market insights, and PSAs (Paywalled Safety Announcements) from the executive branch. We offer a variety of plans that fit any business need.

Freedom+ (with Ads)
$100K/mo

Microsecond faster access to all posts, rants, and rambles
Unlimited AI video downloads for offline viewing
Option to add up to 3 future co-defendants to account
Customized 90-second unskippable dick pill ads
Cancel anytime1

Freedom+
$250K/mo

Everything in Ad-supported
Reduced dick pill ads to 80 seconds
4,500 monthly credits or tokens or some shit

Kalshi Connector
Integrated prediction markets ensure insider trades make it outside traditional securities.

Celebrity Fall Pass
List of famous enemies & inexplicable reason for upcoming one-sided public feud.

Freedom+ Premium
$500K/mo

Everything in Freedom+
Revenue sharing (yours with us)
Access to exclusive insider events and humiliation rituals

A Scammer Darkly
Premium investment opportunities that scramble if you’re the scheme’s perpetrator, victim, or both.

Tariff Tip-Off
Tax-free advice of great import.

Wildfire Sale!
Purchase ‘Premium’ tier or higher before the smoke clears and receive these summer features:

• Expert lumber and water futures predictions
• Tips on implementing evacuation route surge pricing
• Investor maps identifying smoldering homes to lowball

Patriot
$1M/mo

Everything in Premium
Verification birthmark
One-factor authentication

Patriotic Symbol (PATSY)
Scapegoat intern provided to pin the company’s wrongdoings on during indictment.

Crypto Night
Company shoutout during 3 a.m. marathon of meme coin and rug pull endorsements.

Situation Room
$5M/mo

Everything in Patriot
Free 30-day trial as Cabinet member
Dick pill ads down to 75 seconds

Invasion Persuasion
Vote in presidential finsta polls on upcoming military intervention and strike targets.2

Oiled Up & Hedging
Prolong negotiations and ride the waves of volatility to compound the final return—peace is almost there.

Beat the Heat
Push notifications for impending audits, raids, & investigations coming around the corner.

Pardon Me
Contact sales for enterprise pricing.3

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1 Canceling a subscription requires governmental approval and may incur additional charges, including lost security deposit, inconvenience fee, and obstruction of justice.

2 Popular results not guaranteed to be accepted.

3 Due to the high volume of inquiries, requests will be addressed in order of potential leverage.