Make Geography Great Again

There are already reports that Trump may not stop with trying to rename Lake Ontario Lake America, and rename other places too. So I have a few suggestions.

I mean, the Pacific Ocean? That sounds weak and woke. Let’s rename it the Lethality Ocean.

Farther afield, the Black Sea? Sounds DEI to me. Make it the European Heritage Sea.

What about the Cape of Good Hope? Real Americans don’t hope, they act (with warrior ethos.) Rename it the Cape of Epic Fury.

I’m sure there are many more.

I did a very long drive yesterday in torrential rain with near-zero visibility, and was way too tired to do real writing. So consider this a day off.