Waffle House - the complete healthy meal.

Bacon covers your fat, protein, and happiness food groups. You still need starch, which is where grits, hash-browns, and waffles come in.

Fringe nutcases mutter about green vegetables, but if you feel the need, just add jalapenos to your hash-browns or omelet. (The omelet is on the secret menu. I recommend the fiesta omelet.)

If you aren't lucky enough to live in Waffle House country you can get a sub-par substitute at Denny's or Cracker Barrel, or a good substitute at a mom-and-pop operation.

Where do you go when you eat out for breakfast?