Clod Update: Claude promoted him after 1 million views

So somehow my original post about Clod, the random rock Claude hired, has reached over a million views lmao. I've been reading through all the comments and apparently MOST people, love this stupid rock. A few people even pointed out that Clod is probably more qualified than most actual employees xD Anyway, I figured Clod deserved a performance review after all the attention he's been getting. So I asked Claude if Clod should get a promotion. Apparently he does. Clod's performance review: Attendance: 100% Complaints: 0 Mistakes: 0 Actual work completed: 0 Despite that last part, Claude still thinks he's doing an excellent job. So Clod has officially been promoted to management. I even made him a tiny black tie out of paper to make him look more professional. Took me longer than I'd like to admit. I also asked Claude if Clod deserved a pay rise. Apparently he doesn't need one because he has no living expenses. Which is fair enough I guess. So now I've got a rock with a smiley face and a little tie sitting on my desk, and somehow he's doing better in his career than me. I genuinely cannot believe over a million people have seen this fucking rock 😭 Thanks for all the love on the original post. Clod appreciates it, even if he has absolutely no idea what's going on. preview.redd.it/9b591vz7unvh1.png preview.redd.it/zh1x3apaxnvh1.png