A Circular Multi-Tool?

This Geo object, invented by a faceless, anonymous and unnamed company, is a circular multi-tool.

Obviously inspired by a fidget spinner, it features a rotating dial with five tool edges and a lanyard attachment point arrayed around it. You rotate it to expose the desired feature.

The form factor is strange for a tool, and doesn't appear to offer any ergonomic advantage—just novelty, which is what the EDC market craves.

Worn, it looks pretty dorky.

Again, there's no word on who designed this, where it's made, when it's coming out or how much it costs; at this point the object's website is little more than an e-mail harvesting operation. We assume a Kickstarter is on the way--and that this thing will sell like hotcakes.