The Matrix and the silly use of humans as fuel

And now for something completely different. With a minor delay of 25 years, I give thee a somewhat tongue-in-cheek article and rant calculating and refuting the concept of use of humans as fuel as presented in the revolutionary sci-fi movie The Matrix, including orignal simulation idea, energy density for different fuels, energy conversion, system efficiecy and losses, low-heat engines, and more. This ought to be interesting. Will you blue pill or red pill this piece?