Samsung A54 report 11, okayish, angsty, average plus

I've written my review slash report 11 of my Samsung A54 mid-range smartphone long-term usage, including day-to-day stuff and changes after several rounds of updates, camera permissions, overzealous photo editing AI and similar nonsense, deteriorating battery life, VPN as battery saver, USB port moisture, some other observations, and more. Enjoy.