Text AI watermarks will always be trivial to remove

The European Union AI Act will begin to be enforceable in August 2026, one month from now 1 . One of the biggest new requirements is Article 50 , which requires all AI outputs to be “detectable as artificially generated”. In other words, if LLM providers want to do business in the EU, they will have to apply a watermark to their outputs 2 : some hidden signature that can be used to identify AI content. LLM text watermarking is a fascinating problem. Like the best engineering problems, it is theoretically ha