A non-coding coding agent

We love coding agents. They can build a full-featured SaaS and potentially make you a millionaire if you leave them running overnight with the right prompt. They will burn your GPU or your budget, include a few unprompted vulnerabilities, will bloat your code risking your sanity once you start debugging it, will put emojis in your comments, and will ultimately make you question your life choices.
So I thought, if they are so cool — it must be interesting to build one myself and steal the fame of Anthropic.