Just buy calls.

The market will only go up because letting it go down would bankrupt the United States. The US dollar is being debased and the elite are fleeing into hard assets. The U.S. is borrowing money to pay back money it already borrowed. It still has to fund the Ponzi schemes of Social Security and Medicare, while paying interest on gross federal debt already around 120% of GDP. The retirement of boomers is tied to the stock market. This was done by design. Every month, automatic retirement contributions pump their