I accidentally became the Subagents Grandmaster - 16+ hours, ~110 agents, 6 migrations, 11 commits, zero fixture residue

Over the last ~16 hours, I ran what was basically a continuous autonomous build gauntlet. Crash recovery, live acceptance probes, migrations, feature shipping, reviewer passes, fix agents, gated builds, and a full de-Siri-fication sweep (platform revamp) The rough scoreboard 11 commits 6 migrations designed, red-teamed, applied, and live-tested 5 shipped features 14 workflow runs ~110 subagents ~9.5M+ subagent tokens Every DB change probed live Gated by typecheck, locale parity, and isolated builds Reviewer