dlopen will bite you

Meat author: Yes, this post was generated mostly by GPT5, but I’m adding my own notes to make things clearer and funnier. Soo all italic stuff is me (an human) “speaking” Summing up I was trying to get a SDL3 hello world working, I fell alone and what ppl do when they fell alone? Yes, they write indie games, so do I. So I (as most developers in 2025) went to GPT and asked for a SDL3 hello world, I’m using C++ and conan in the work so I decided to go with it, this is how it went… Go GPT, tell us… When dlopen