Return to Silent Hill (2026, Christophe Gans)

🫧 Open on Bubbles Opening scene is so lousy, but the colors are bright, I remember liking the first movie (and that’s all I remember about it) and there’s promise of a Pyramid Head monster (which is also what I’ve been calling the pileated woodpeckers buzzing around the cabin), so, keeping an open mind. Ivor Novello ( Benediction ) meets the lovely Mary (a horror regular, of various Saws and Purges ). Flash-forward, she is dead because he’s such a bad driver (this is his defining character trait), but still